The graph of "scary vs. size" is definitely a bell curve. A medium-sized T-Rex is adorable-the perfect volume to cuddle while watching Doctor Who reruns. But shrink it up or down and it's time for the "impending doom" soundtrack! A giant T-Rex? Scary! A tiny T-Rex? Just as scary! After all, who knows where that little guy might be. Burrowed under your pillow? Nestled in your bathroom sink? Snuggled down in your cornflakes?
If our standard Squishable T-Rex is too tame for you, allow us to suggest his much scarier, younger cousin! Incidentally, he was designed in conjunction with Ryan North of Dinosaur Comics! Read his comic! It's good!