The easiest cryptozoological creature to love is...a cryptozoological creature who loves herself! After many years of shying away from photographers, Nessie has a new attitude and whole a new lease on life! No more hiding in the foggy stillness of a Scottish lake! It's time to come right out and flaunt what she's got! And what she's got is a teal skin tone to die for, a ton of cuddles and enough sass to make the (biologically) impossible, possible! Hug a Nessie! With confidence!