Ernie is a huge fan of the Rockets, the local hockey team. He’s seen every game, though he almost has to miss one to get ready for his school’s big cancer research charity event. The theme of the event is ‘drag queens’, and all of the guys are getting dolled up for the cause. Ernie leaves his sister in charge of getting him set up for the night.
But Ernie is so focussed on the hockey game that he doesn’t notice his sister getting too serious with making him look feminine. He just wanted to look silly, but now he looks like a real chick. He doesn’t have time to fix it—so he just hopes that everyone understands it’s silly nonsense for charity.
The event goes well. Ernie wins the grand prize for ‘prettiest drag queen’. Then, while he’s walking home later that night, a mysterious car pulls up to him. Leaning out the window is Justin Addison, a player for the Rockets. He has a proposition for Ernie. Apparently, after every win, the Rockets find a girl to tag-team. They think it’s the superstition behind their most recent winning streak—the best in their team’s history. And tonight, Ernie is the best girl they can find.