Asshole Alert: No matter how nice you are, some people are just huge jerks. But with one press of the Asshole Button, you’ll quickly put them in their place! Between its hilarious alerts and sidesplitting songs, our talking toy is the perfect funny gift or stocking stuffer.
Endless Variety: We loaded this classic gag gift with a handful of silly phrases like “I’m an asshole, you’re an asshole,” and “Were you born an asshole or did you work at it your whole life?” The joke is always fresh, always funny and always sure to help break the ice.
Good-Natured Prank: Have an uptight boss or bad-tempered friend? Call them out, then make them laugh! Sure, no one likes being called an a-hole, but a little adult humor goes a long way when you’re in need of a fast, effect stress buster or an innocent office prank.
Premium Quality: Don’t confuse the Asshole Button with a cheap novelty gift! Our team goes the extra mile to ensure the design, quality and durability of our products. With its bright flashing light, vibrant colors and included batteries, it’ll bring long lasting laughs.
Share the Laughs: At Talkie Toys, we believe that happiness is contagious! From goofy stress relief to meaningful encouragement, our products add a bit of joy to any situation. If you have questions, feel free to reach out to our world-class customer service team.
The Surefire Way to Shut Down a Jerk! Assholes: They're all around us. From the guy who cuts you off in traffic to the co-worker that always sucks up to the boss, there seems to be no escape from their rude, crude and downright cringe-worthy behavior. But who says you have to suffer in silence? Tell it like it is with the Asshole Button from Talkie Toys! We put together a hilarious collection of sound clips, songs and warning alarms to call out the jerks that constantly ruin your day. Our button may be frank, outspoken or even offensive, but then again, so are the assholes you'll use it on! Nothing's worse than a stale joke, so we made sure to include a wide range of accents and sound effects to keep the laughs coming! From the boardroom to the living room, your co-workers and friends won't be able to hide their grins. It's the perfect gag gift or stocking stuffer, but if you're in need of a little stress relief yourself, it also makes a great paperweight. With clear audio clips and a durable design, Talkie Toys continues to craft and create premium quality buttons that are sure to please! We're even including batteries with each purchase, so you can start using it as soon as it arrives. Why Choose the Asshole Button? - Calls out all of life's assholes - Full range of audio clips - Good-natured adult humor - Great gag gift or stress buster - Batteries included with purchase Our Customer Service Team is Standing By to Answer Questions! *Stock is limited. Order today to ensure availability. Order Your Asshole Button Now and Tell It Like It Is!