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The 2,320 Funniest Quotes: The Most Hilarious Quips and One-Liners from allgreatquotes.com

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The 2,320 Funniest Quotes: The Most Hilarious Quips and One-Liners from allgreatquotes.com

ENJOY THE MOST HILARIOUS QUOTES OF ALL TIME
Presenting the best of the best from AllGreatQuotes.com, this uproarious volume features gems on every topic, from sex and money to spouses and politics. Bringing together clever remarks from celebrities, politicians, thinkers, comedians and generally funny people, this collection of snappy quotes will leave you in hysterics.

â€¢ God gave man a penis and a brain, but not enough blood to use both at the same time.
â€” Robin Williams
â€¢ Money canâ€™t buy you happiness, but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
â€” Spike Milligan
â€¢ Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.
â€” Oscar Wilde
â€¢ The answers to lifeâ€™s problems arenâ€™t at the bottom of a bottle, theyâ€™re on TV!
â€” Homer Simpson
â€¢ When I eventually met Mr. Right, I had no idea that his fi rst name was Â“Always.â€
â€” Rita Rudner
â€¢ Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
â€” George Burns

Country	USA
Binding	Kindle Edition
EISBN	9781569759943
Format	Kindle eBook
Label	Ulysses Press
Manufacturer	Ulysses Press
NumberOfPages	418
PublicationDate	2011-08-09
Publisher	Ulysses Press
ReleaseDate	2011-08-09
Studio	Ulysses Press

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