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The Absolutely True Story of Us

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The Absolutely True Story of Us

There are only two people in the world that I truly hate. One of them is unpacking his toothbrush in my bathroom, and the other one is texting me to find out what color my panties are.

Pathetic, I know. Iâ€™m a romance novelist caught between the man I used to love, and the one who wants to destroy my career. Well - maybe â€œdestroyâ€ is too strong of a word. But thereâ€™s still no excuse for why I started a secret cyber-affair with a snarky reviewer who likes to rip my books apart. Yes, heâ€™s mysterious, and yes, he has a silver tongue, but I canâ€™t keep doing this.

I have to focus on my fake relationship, with my *real* ex, all in the name of fooling my family. They think Iâ€™ve found the love of my life, and Iâ€™m determined not to let them find out the truth.

That I lied. That my â€œdream guyâ€ is really a selfish dirtbag who broke my heart. That the closest thing I have to a soulmate is a stranger on the internet, whoâ€™s happy to sext me while believing Iâ€™m in a committed relationship.

It all started with five little words.

Based on a true story...
Country USA
Author Melanie Marchande
Binding Kindle Edition
Format Kindle eBook
IsAdultProduct
NumberOfPages 173
PublicationDate 2015-01-26
ReleaseDate 2015-01-26

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