The Book of Murray: The Life, Teachings, and Kvetching of the

The Book of Murray: The Life, Teachings, and Kvetching of the Lost Prophet

For years scholars have puzzled over the contrasts between modern Judaism and the world of the ancient Israelites. Leviticus explains keeping kosher, but where is the scriptural basis for pocketing a dinner roll from a buffet "for later"?

Finally, in The Book of Murray, we have answers. Here is the source for such timeless teachings as "Love the stranger, but not on the first date" and "Trust not a cardiologist who chain-smokes."

This remarkable biblical text, recently unearthed from a golf course in South Florida, is the surprising, hilarious, and uplifting chronicle of the Old Testamentâ€™s most unlikely prophetâ€”Murray, son of Irving of the Tribe of Levi (Relaxed Fit).

Though a poor student and a disappointment to his parents, Murray hears Godâ€™s call. Soon he is wandering the land, spreading his unique brand of wisdom, whether from a mountaintop or at a themed bar mitzvah.

He reminds followers of the Ten (or so) Commandments. He boldly predicts the future of the Israelites: "Thy people will produce philosophers and scientists and novelists and Nobel Prize winners. Yet still thou wilt be unable to find the hood release on thy car." He judges a dispute between two women fighting over a cherished black-and-white cookieâ€”all leading to the spectacular finale.

Filled with divinely inspired yet practical advice ("Thou shalt not freelance"), The Book of Murray is an affectionate and mirthful romp for readers of all faiths. Study its truths, learn the prophetâ€™s stories, and, in the immortal words of Murray (handed down by his dyslexic scribe), "Go froth and multiply."
Country USA
Manufacturer Crown Archetype
Binding Hardcover
ReleaseDate 2010-08-24
UnitCount 1
Format Deckle Edge
EANs 9780307453242

Country	USA
Manufacturer	Crown Archetype
Binding	Hardcover
ReleaseDate	2010-08-24
UnitCount	1
Format	Deckle Edge
EANs	9780307453242

The Book of Murray: The Life, Teachings, and Kvetching of the Lost Prophet

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