The Five Lessons You Learn After You're Dead

The Five Lessons You Learn After You're Dead

All of us are teachers in a way and also students, you know? If you look hard enough, just about everybody has a stupid lesson to teach, and nearly all of us has a pointless lesson to learn: that the power of love unites us all, I guess; that you're never alone even when you are; that sacrifice is important for some reason; and, of course, that life's greatest lesson is life itself or something.

Death is only the beginning for Old Joe the candyman. When the 75-year-old warehouse foreman is crushed to death by several improperly stacked crates of McConnell Confections' most saccharine, unfulfilling sweets, he begins the greatest journey of all: the journey to Heaven from Earth. There, he will meet five people and get one last chance to learn life's dumbest lesson.

The Five Lessons You Learn After You're Dead is a completely original work of inspirational fiction. Any similarity to more popular books--such as Mitch Albom's Tuesdays with Morrie, The Five People You Meet in Heaven, or For One More Day--is purely the result of the vapid sentiments upon which they are mutually based.

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The Reviews are in! The critics agree that The Five Lessons You Learn After You're Dead is a book of some kind!

"This book is a rip off from Mitch Albom's 'The Five People You Meet In Heaven'" says the Michigan Journal of Obviousness.

"I won't even bother reading it," says Highly Informed Book Reviews Monthly.

"Nice book arrived in great condition in a timely manner," raves a spambot.

"I've spent a buck on a lot of stupid stuff in the past, and I wouldn't add this book to that list," says someone who paid three bucks for this book.

Read more about what Mitch Albom fans have to say about The Five Lessons You Learn After You're Dead below!!
Country USA
Binding Kindle Edition
ReleaseDate 2010-08-08
Format Kindle eBook

Country	USA
Binding	Kindle Edition
ReleaseDate	2010-08-08
Format	Kindle eBook

The Five Lessons You Learn After You're Dead

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