The New New Rules: A Funny Look at How Everybody but Me Has

The New New Rules: A Funny Look at How Everybody but Me Has Their Head Up Their Ass

From the New York Times bestselling author and host of HBOâ€™s Real Time, Bill Maherâ€™s latest collection of political riffs and savagely funny suggestions for preserving sanity in an insane world.

New Rule: The next Republican Convention must be held in a giant closet. Every week thereâ€™s a new gay Republican outed. I have a feeling that â€œbig tentâ€ theyâ€™re always talking about is in their pants. There are so many Republicans in the closet, their symbol shouldnâ€™t be an elephant; it should be a moth.

New Rule: If one of your news organizationâ€™s headlines is about who got kicked off Dancing with the Stars last night, youâ€™re no longer a news organization. Sort of like, if you were on Dancing with the Stars last night, youâ€™re no longer a star.

Media, celebrity, Democrats, Republicans, religion, children, marine life, electronics, that couple making out in the next boothâ€”when it comes to lighting up his targets, Bill Maher is an equal-opportunity destroyer. The New New Rules offers Maherâ€™s new and best-loved observations about the world around us, along with some modest tips for its improvement. Because wouldnâ€™t life be a little better if the inside of the office microwave didnâ€™t look like a Jackson Pollock painting, or if fathers stopped signing up their nine-year-olds to win free hunting trips? Scathingly funny and relentlessly unafraid of sensitive topics, Maherâ€™s hilarious brand of realism is more welcome and necessary than ever. So sit back, read on, and enjoy. You may not agree with all his views, but one thingâ€™s for certain: If youâ€™re listening, youâ€™re laughing.

Country	USA
Author	Bill Maher
Binding	Paperback
EAN	9780452298293
Edition	Reprint
ISBN	0452298296
Label	Plume
Manufacturer	Plume
NumberOfItems	1
NumberOfPages	368
PublicationDate	2012-05-01
Publisher	Plume
ReleaseDate	2012-05-01
Studio	Plume

The New New Rules: A Funny Look at How Everybody but Me Has Their Head Up Their Ass

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