The Snark Bible: A Reference Guide to Verbal Sparring,

The Snark Bible: A Reference Guide to Verbal Sparring, Comebacks, Irony, Insults, and So Much More

Offer praise at the altar of snarkiness!

The lord of snark, Lawrence Dorfman, is back! With this treasury of backhanded compliments, sarcastic insults, and catty comebacks, Dorfman gives us transformative wisdom thatâ€™s sure to change your lifeÂ—or at least induce a light chuckle.

One question plagues us all: How do we survive all the Sturm und Drang of everyday life? The answer is but one word: snark.

Â“She wears her clothes as if they were thrown on by a pitchfork.â€ Â—Jonathan Swift

Â“Why donâ€™t you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum.â€ Â—P.G. Wodehouse

Â“Heâ€™s a mental midget with the IQ of a fence post.â€ Â—Tom Waits

Â“They hardly make â€™em like him anymoreÂ—but just to be on the safe side, he should be castrated anyway.â€ Â—Hunter S. Thompson

Â“He has a Teflon brain. . . . Nothing sticks.â€ Â—Lily Tomlin

Â“He has no more backbone than a chocolate Ã©clair.â€ Â—Theodore Roosevelt

Snark will keep the wolves at bay (or at least out on the porch). Snark, much like a double scotch, will help you deal with relatives, shopping, and rudeness; it is an outlet for the unleashed vitriolic bile thatâ€™s saved itself up over the months. Like a shield, it will protect you while you go about your life. Snark is your answer!
Country USA
Brand Skyhorse
Manufacturer Skyhorse
Binding Paperback
ItemPartNumber 1510717870
ReleaseDate 2017-05-02
UnitCount 1
EANs 9781510717879

Country	USA
Brand	Skyhorse
Manufacturer	Skyhorse
Binding	Paperback
ItemPartNumber	1510717870
ReleaseDate	2017-05-02
UnitCount	1
EANs	9781510717879

The Snark Bible: A Reference Guide to Verbal Sparring, Comebacks, Irony, Insults, and So Much More

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