The Unemployed Philosophers Guild Einstein Relatively Strong

The Unemployed Philosophers Guild Einstein Relatively Strong Breath Mints - 1 Tin, Net Wt .4oz (12g)
- In Albert Einstein's Theory of Relativity, he describes gravity as a geometric property of space and time, commonly referred to as spacetime.
- This is not to be confused with dining, which is a combination of meals and time, commonly known as mealtime. After mealtime, snacktime, or anytime, eat one or two of these tasty mints and your breath will be fresh in notime.
- Contains 1 tin of sugarfree breathmints. No aspertame. Kosher, sugarless and gluten free.
- Each reusable metal tin is 1 3/4 x 1 3/4 x 3/4 inches.
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The origins of the Unemployed Philosophers Guild are shrouded in mystery. Some accounts trace the Guild's birth to Athens in the latter half of the 4th century BCE. Allegedly, several lesser philosophers grew weary of the endless Socratic dialogue endemic in their trade and turned to crafting household implements and playthings. (Hence the assertions that Socrates quaffed his hemlock poison from a Guild-designed chalice, though vigorous debate surrounds the question of whether it was a "disappearing" chalice.)

Others argue that the UPG dates from the High Middle Ages, when the Philosophers Guild entered the world of commerce by selling bawdy pamphlets to pilgrims facing long lines for the restroom. Business boomed until 1211 when Pope Innocent III condemned the publications. Not surprisingly, this led to increased sales, even as half our membership was burned at the stake.

More recently, revisionist historians have pinpointed the birth of the Guild to the time it was still cool to live in New York City's Lower East Side. Two brothers turned their inner creativity and love of paying rent towards fulfilling the people's needs for finger puppets, warm slippers, coffee cups, and cracking up at stuff.
Country USA
Brand The Unemployed Philosophers Guild
Manufacturer The Unemployed Philosophers Guild
Binding Grocery
ItemPartNumber 0315
Color Multi
UnitCount 1
UPCs 814229006657
EANs 0814229006657
ReleaseDate 0000-00-00

Country	USA
Brand	The Unemployed Philosophers Guild
Manufacturer	The Unemployed Philosophers Guild
Binding	Grocery
ItemPartNumber	0315
Color	Multi
UnitCount	1
UPCs	814229006657
EANs	0814229006657
ReleaseDate	0000-00-00

The Unemployed Philosophers Guild Einstein Relatively Strong Breath Mints - 1 Tin, Net Wt .4oz (12g)

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