The Warlizard Chronicles: Adventures with Vodka, Women, & War

The Warlizard Chronicles: Adventures with Vodka, Women, & War

My new fiancÃ©e Betty and I were sitting on the couch, watching the Westminster Kennel Club dog show when she looked over at me and casually said, â€œMy first orgasm came from a dog.â€
As I sat there stunned, trying to control my reactions and collect myself, I had two immediate thoughts:

1. Now I know why my dog likes her better.

2. I wish this were the worst thing sheâ€™d ever told me.

About the book

In â€œThe Warlizard Chroniclesâ€, Warlizard tells the tales of a misspent youth, from the story of his â€œdog-gasmicâ€ ex-fiancÃ©e to the logic of serving as a German linguist in Iraq. The stories are light, fast-paced, graphic, and not remotely safe for work. You have been warned.

Reader feedback:

- â€œYou tell all women that story? You should wash out your mouth!â€
- â€œI think I could listen to your stories for hours.â€
- â€œSo you owe your marriage to the people who brought down the world trade center?â€
- â€œI have nothing else I can add or ask, except MORE STORIES.â€
- â€œHoly s**t. I wish I was you.â€
- â€œYou slept with another man's wife and then lied to him about it, and can say with a straight face it was the right thing to do?â€
- â€œGodda***t, I spewed out laughter too loud at work, now I have to leave because everyone knows I'm not doing s**t. F*** this is hilarious, and disconcerting, at the same time.â€
- â€œHe is the most interesting man in the world.â€
- â€œI feel like a failure reading these stories, they're awesome.â€
- â€œYour life experience makes me feel good. You good sir are somewhat of a new idol of mine. Nothing much you can do about that. Have a good day sir.â€
- â€œWarlizard doesn't always drink beer, but when he does, he prefers Dos Equis.â€
- â€œI just can't wrap my mind around the fact that not only a story like this exists but that a Reddit regular would be living it. And it kinda has this enthusiastic â€˜and then it happened...â€™ moments in it that kinda style like you'd write fiction on the go.â€
- â€œThis guy is either the most creative man in the world or the most interesting man in the world. Either way...â€

Country	USA
Author	Warlizard
Binding	Kindle Edition
Format	Kindle eBook
IsAdultProduct
Label	Warlizard Ink
Manufacturer	Warlizard Ink
NumberOfPages	240
PublicationDate	2013-12-02
Publisher	Warlizard Ink
ReleaseDate	2013-12-02
Studio	Warlizard Ink

The Warlizard Chronicles: Adventures with Vodka, Women, & War

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