The Zombie Haggadah (1)

People often ask, "I'm a person, not a zombie, so what can a zombie haggadah do for me?"

 

Well People, not only will The Zombie Haggadah make you less hungry during seder, but these amazing features are included with the haggadah... for free!

• A Smart, Funny and Undead experiance for all!
• Artwork that jumps from the page... if the artwork has legs
• Spills of wine, blood and brainjuice can easily be wiped away from these heavily glossed pages, and the Haggadah will look completely unharmed! Spills of acid will still burn through everything
• Hungry? The Zombie Haggadah is a great source of fiber! 

...and many, many more features! Here are features that aren't in the book:

 

Now, that people know some of these amazing features and non-features, they may wonder what this whole Zombie Haggadah deal is all about. Understanding The Zombie Haggadah, is as easy as combining the children's questions, enlightening discussions, and scholarly words found in the Maggid, with key passages and stories from the Talmud and Torah. Add that mixture to your simmering pot of matzo ball soup. Now quickly, throw in a zombie head marinated in cerebrospinal fluid and Trioxin, and cover the soup with a military grade pot lid. Seal the seams with a blow torch, and store it in your mortuary freezer. Keep the soup in that freezer until you're ready to serve the perfect appetizer for your family's first annual discussion of...

The Zombie Haggadah!

The Zombie Haggadah is a hilarious, yet disturbing, guide to the annual discussions of the zombie exodus from Egypt and the ten curses that befell their mummy captors. The text is based on the traditional Passover guidebook, the Haggadah, and features commentary from zombie sages referencing zombie versions of Talmudic sources and biblical stories. The Zombie Haggadah delves into crevices one would never think a half-eaten zombie brain could reach, but also introduces topics one would never think a family seder could reach. You can't find a more fun, deranged, and perfect way to bring even the most dead seder tables back to undeath,

The Zombie Haggadah ran a successful Kickstarter for the initial publishing costs and has been written about in the DCist, Washington Jewish Week, Kol HaBirah and many other publications. Now, it's time for you to take a bite, and rejoice in this book's flavor!