There Was a Young Man from Nantucket: 1,001 Lewd Limericks

There Was a Young Man from Nantucket: 1,001 Lewd Limericks Guaranteed to Amuse and Offend

Here now is a steamy collection
Of limericks rare. Each selection
Will run for five lines,
Contain marvelous rhymesÂ—
Detailing sex acts of subtle complexion.

Some readers may think that itâ€™s crude
To offer for sale what is lewd
But if youâ€™re offended
By what is appended,
Weâ€™ll say what you are; youâ€™re a prude!

Ronald Stanza has put together a collection of outlandishly funny limericks about some of the most serious, offensive, and even dangerous predicaments. These unique scrubblings are better than any insipid piece of graffiti doodled on a bathroom stall. This book describes just about every awkwardly inappropriate situation that nobody ever thought of writing a poem about, from dabblings in spectrophilia to bestiality, and from ill-fated self-servicing to the (mis)adventures of very misguided clergymen. If youâ€™re a lover of all things raunchy, crass, and base, you will laugh for hours at the likes of impotent Scots, naughty old Sapphos, old women of Ghent, Oscar McDingle Oâ€™Figgle, lecherous Northumbrian druids, and one old phony named Kinsey. WARNING: Not recommended for reading in churches, libraries, mixed company, or quiet family gatherings. Proceed with caution, weariness, and most of all, a sense of humor!
Country USA
Brand Skyhorse
Manufacturer Skyhorse Publishing
Binding Paperback
ReleaseDate 2015-06-02
UnitCount 1
EANs 9781632206787

Country	USA
Brand	Skyhorse
Manufacturer	Skyhorse Publishing
Binding	Paperback
ReleaseDate	2015-06-02
UnitCount	1
EANs	9781632206787

There Was a Young Man from Nantucket: 1,001 Lewd Limericks Guaranteed to Amuse and Offend