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This Year's Class Picture

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This Year's Class Picture

Ms. Geiss is the most dedicated fourth-grade teacher imaginable. She goes to extraordinary lengths to make sure her students are presented with every opportunityâ€”showing them slides from her summer vacations during Geography, reading to them from the classics of childrenâ€™s literature after lunch, and providing them with the kinds of learning rewards that they will truly respond toâ€”bite-sized nuggets of human flesh. Because Ms. Geissâ€™ students are pint-sized zombies, and the main tool of her peculiar version of the teaching trade is her trusty Remington .30-06 rifle.

Ms. Geiss is firm but fair, and keeps a disciplined classroom. She has far more trouble from the adults shambling through whatâ€™s left of town than she does from her students, though a well-bulldozed killing field and the gasoline-filled moat encircling the school usually keeps the worst of the undead marauders at bay. But even the hardest working educators let their guard down sometimes, and after the Tribulations, just one mistake can mean schoolâ€™s out forever.

Bestselling, acclaimed author Dan Simmonsâ€™ story â€œThis Yearâ€™s Class Pictureâ€ is a zombie tale that could itself be described as best in class, honored by the Stoker, Sturgeon, and World Fantasy Awards.

Country	USA
Author	Dan Simmons
Binding	Kindle Edition
EISBN	9781596067615
Format	Kindle eBook
IsAdultProduct
Label	Subterranean Press
Manufacturer	Subterranean Press
NumberOfPages	56
PublicationDate	2015-10-04
Publisher	Subterranean Press
ReleaseDate	2015-10-04
Studio	Subterranean Press

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