WRONG! Retro Games, You Messed Up Our Comic Book Heroes!

THE MOST MESSED-UP MOMENTS FROM 14 YEARS OF SUPERHERO VIDEO GAMES – AWESOMELY NERDY NITPICKS!

If you're a superhero fan who loves video games, you've experienced firsthand how pretty much every title out there – good or bad, remembered or forgotten – does something that's absolutely, unapologetically WRONG! with its source material. This ebook documents the most egregious – and most hilarious – offenders from the moment Superman flew onto the Atari 2600 in 1978 all the way through 1992, when Konami's classic X-Men sucked in quarter after quarter in arcades.

NEARLY 80 SUPERHERO GAMES

• Purple Dark Knight vs. Green Joker in Batman: The Video Game (NES)
  
• Proven instances of "slapping a license" on an already-developed game
  
• Games that stripped Wolverine and He-Man of their most iconic weaponry
  
• A questionable transportation method for the Man of Steel in Superman (NES)
  
• A Transformers game from the creator of Pitfall!
  
• The strangest comic book license ever to hit the Sega Genesis
  
• The most unnecessary tie-in to a superhero animated series of all time
  
• The Danger Mouse Trilogy
  
• That one lonely Thundercats game

ANSWERS TO BURNING QUESTIONS YOU DIDN'T EVEN KNOW TO ASK

• Who is "the Princess Peach of superhero games"?
  
• Who was the first Marvel character to be featured in three games? And what's the single gaming appearance he's had since 1985?
  
• Which super-character is most consistently misrepresented in games?
  
• What common superhero gaming feature was pioneered by LJN's otherwise absolutely horrible X-Men NES game?
  
• Which hero's primary gaming nemesis is someone he still has yet to even meet in the comics?
  
• What do an NES game and a major restaurant chain agree is Wolverine's favorite food?
  
• Why is Carnage getting naked on my SNES?!

GAMING PLATFORMS YOU LOVED...OR DIDN'T KNOW EXISTED

Atari 2600 | Intellivision | Commodore 64 | Nintendo Entertainment System | Game Boy | Super NES | Sega Master System | Genesis | Game Gear | Lynx | ZX Spectrum | MSX | PC-DOS | MORE!

YOUR FAVORITE HEROES (AND SOME YOU'VE NEVER HEARD OF)

• From Marvel! Spider-Man | Wolverine and the X-Men | Hulk | Captain America, Iron Man, Hawkeye, Vision, and a bunch of other Avengers | Punisher | Human Torch and the Thing from the Fantastic Four | Silver Surfer | Howard the Duck
  
• From DC! Superman | Batman | Flash | Swamp Thing
  
• From Other Comic Publishers! Conan | Flash Gordon | Judge Dredd | Ex-Mutants
  
• From Toy Lines and Cartoons! Transformers | Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles | He-Man and the Masters of the Universe | Bartman and Radioactive Man from The Simpsons | G.I. Joe | Danger Mouse | Gobots | Thundercats
  
• From Commercials! Domino's Pizza's Noid | Kool-Aid Man
  
• From Copyright Infringement! The Amazing Spider-Bat | Baseball Batman

ABOUT THE DUDE WHO WROTE THIS STUFF