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You Know You're Fifty When

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You Know You're Fifty When

Approaching the half-century milestone? Know someone who is?
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Richard Smithâ‚¬s wildly popular books have made America laugh about everything from wedding-night jitters to weight loss. Now he turns his comic talent to a subject heâ‚¬s experienced himself: climbing the half-century hill.
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Over the next fifteen years, 52 million Gen Xers will celebrate their fiftieth birthdays. Whether youâ‚¬re about to hit the big Five-O or already have your AARP card, there are certain signs that you canâ‚¬t ignore. Because even if you feel like youâ‚¬re at the top of your game, you know youâ‚¬re 50 when . . .
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â‚¬ Your main form of aerobic exercise is getting up to find the remote
â‚¬ You think a mosh pit is something found at the center of an exotic fruit
â‚¬ â‚¬Å“Performance anxietyâ‚¬Â refers to golf . . . and bingo night
â‚¬ You read obituaries not to see who died but how long they lived
â‚¬ Twice in one night refers to bathroom visits
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So go ahead and spend your kidâ‚¬s inheritance on a Porsche (and liposuction so you can fit into it)â‚¬"youâ‚¬ve got another 50 years to go!
Country USA
Brand Three Rivers Press
Manufacturer Crown
Binding Paperback
ItemPartNumber 9780767902106
Color White
ReleaseDate 1998-05-04
UnitCount 1
EANs 2015767902106

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