Zeus Grants Stupid Wishes: A No-Bullshit Guide to World

Zeus Grants Stupid Wishes: A No-Bullshit Guide to World Mythology

Get this:

Cronus liked to eat babies.

Narcissus probably should have just learned to masturbate.

Odin got construction discounts with bestiality.

Isis had bad taste in jewelry.

Ganesh was the very definition of an unplanned pregnancy.

And Abraham was totally cool about stabbing his kid in the face.

All our lives, weâ€™ve been fed watered-down, PC versions of the classic myths. In reality, mythology is more screwed up than a schizophrenic shaman doing hits of unidentifiedâ€¦wait, it all makes sense now. In Zeus Grants Stupid Wishes, Cory Oâ€™Brien, creator of Myths RETOLD!, sets the stories straight. These are rude, crude, totally sacred texts told the way they were meant to be told: loudly, and with lots of four-letter words.

Skeptical? Here are a few more gems to consider:

â€¢ Zeus once stuffed an unborn fetus inside his thigh to save its life after he exploded its mother by being too good in bed.

â€¢ The entire Egyptian universe was saved because Sekhmet just got too hammered to keep murdering everyone.

â€¢ The Hindu universe is run by a married couple who only stop murdering in order to throw sweet dance partiesâ€¦on the corpses of their enemies.

â€¢ The Norse goddess Freyja once consented to a four-dwarf gangbang in exchange for one shiny necklace.

And thereâ€™s more dysfunctional goodness where that came from.
Country USA
Manufacturer TarcherPerigee
Binding Kindle Edition
ReleaseDate 2013-03-05
Format Kindle eBook

Country	USA
Manufacturer	TarcherPerigee
Binding	Kindle Edition
ReleaseDate	2013-03-05
Format	Kindle eBook

Zeus Grants Stupid Wishes: A No-Bullshit Guide to World Mythology

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