On a beautiful Spring day on Hesperides Island, energetic Eleanor Coxworth has canceled all Coxworth Academy classes and declared a day of revelry and merriment to celebrate the season. An impromptu picnic has been arranged at a beautiful sand beach adjacent to the island's Bay of Baiae, and everyone is invited! Awaiting the picnickers when they arrive are their jovial school founder and six food-laden tables, tended by an equal number of nearly-naked Personal Servants in loincloths.
Capping the day of fun is Eleanor's idea of entertainment, featuring the school's brawny bodybuilders: Sextus, Brutus, Priapus, Spartacus, Inuus, and Hercules. The college girls are delighted, but their male counterparts are disgusted, when the first two ripped wrestlers drop their loincloths onto the sand and square-off for some good old traditional Greco-Roman wrestling.
Meanwhile, Ralph has an eventful day: every older woman, and Spartacus, seems to be attracted to him, he suffers his first disagreement with Sabina, and he has an unexpected and shocking encounter with a member of the school's staff.