Fashionably Dead (Hot Damned Series, Book 1)

Fashionably Dead (Hot Damned Series, Book 1)

Vampyres don't exist. They absolutely do not exist.

At least I didn't think they did 'til I tried to quit smoking and ended up Undead. Who in the hell did I screw over in a former life that my getting healthy equates with dead?

Now I'm a Vampyre. Yes, we exist whether we want to or not. However, I have to admit, the perks aren't bad. My girls no longer jiggle, my ass is higher than a kite and the latest Prada keeps finding its way to my wardrobe. On the downside, I'm stuck with an obscenely profane Guardian Angel who looks like Oprah and a Fairy Fighting Coach who's teaching me to annihilate like the Terminator.

To complicate matters, my libido has increased to Vampyric proportions and my attraction to a hotter than Satan's underpants killer rogue Vampyre is not only dangerous . . . it's possibly deadly. For real dead. Permanent death isn't on my agenda. Avoiding him is my only option. Of course, since he thinks I'm his, it's easier said than done. Like THAT'S not enough to deal with, all the other Vampyres think I'm some sort of Chosen One.

Holy Hell, if I'm in charge of saving an entire race of blood suckers, the Undead are in for one hell of a ride.

*****"Uproariously witty, deliciously provocative, and just plain fun! No one delivers side-splitting humor and mouth-watering sensuality like Robyn Peterman. This is entertainment at its absolute finest!" ~ Darynda Jones, NY Times Bestselling Author of the Charley Davidson Series
Country USA
Author Robyn Peterman
Binding Kindle Edition
EISBN 9780989496018
Format Kindle eBook
IsAdultProduct 0
NumberOfPages 320
PublicationDate 2013-09-02
ReleaseDate 2013-09-02

Country	USA
Author	Robyn Peterman
Binding	Kindle Edition
EISBN	9780989496018
Format	Kindle eBook
IsAdultProduct	0
NumberOfPages	320
PublicationDate	2013-09-02
ReleaseDate	2013-09-02

Fashionably Dead (Hot Damned Series, Book 1)

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