Fat Vampire 2: Tastes Like Chicken

Fat Vampire 2: Tastes Like Chicken

SAVE WITH THE BOX SET! - This book is also available in the "Fat Vampire Big Fat Box Set," which contains all 6 books in the Fat Vampire series at a big discount. Get it here: http://johnnybtruant.com/FVMeal

The story of Reginald -- the world's slowest, weakest, most out-of-shape vampire -- continues in the second installment of the FAT VAMPIRE satire seriesâ€¦

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It's been six months since fast-food-addicted Reginald Baskin was turned into a vampire too fat to live peacefully amongst the glamorous undead -- six months in which Reginald and his two-thousand-year-old maker Maurice have learned that power doesn't equal popularity. Sure, Maurice is now calling the shots, but the Council is up to new and dirty tricks, threatening to once again upset the balanceâ€¦

But when the Vampire Nation faces genocidal violence at the hands of an unstoppable force and the very future of vampirekind is threatened, Reginald, Maurice, and Nikki must find their allies elsewhereâ€¦ buried deep underground in a foreign land.

As is the case for the follow-up to any epic tale, Fat Vampire 2 isn't afraid to ask (and answer) the truly important questions in literature and in life:

* Where did vampires come from, and can they possibly survive a force that bests them at every turn... that may even know them better than they know themselves?

* Is there a war coming... and if so, who will ally with whom?

* Why is Wilford Brimley in Reginald's kitchen?

and

* Is that an incubus in your pocket, or is it just really damn cold in here?

You'd better read on and find out, because the big questions never seem to answer themselves.

It's time to redefine horror novellas and vampire humor! Fat Vampire is equal parts satire, horror, and adventure. Unbuckle your belt and have your fill!
Country USA
Author Johnny B. Truant
Binding Kindle Edition
Format Kindle eBook
IsAdultProduct
NumberOfPages 201
PublicationDate 2012-10-29
ReleaseDate 2012-10-29

Fat Vampire 2: Tastes Like Chicken

SAVE WITH THE BOX SET! - This book is also available in the "Fat Vampire Big Fat Box Set," which contains all 6 books in the Fat Vampire series at a big discount. Get it here: http://johnnybtruant.com/FVMeal

The story of Reginald -- the world's slowest, weakest, most out-of-shape vampire -- continues in the second installment of the FAT VAMPIRE satire seriesâ€¦

It's time to redefine horror novellas and vampire humor! Fat Vampire is equal parts satire, horror, and adventure. Unbuckle your belt and have your fill!

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Country	USA
Author	Johnny B. Truant
Binding	Kindle Edition
Format	Kindle eBook
IsAdultProduct
NumberOfPages	201
PublicationDate	2012-10-29
ReleaseDate	2012-10-29