What would you do if you had the power to control minds? End world hunger? Unite politicians to stop global warming? Transform girls who won’t give you the time of day into sex-crazy gymnasts? I thought so.
Well, good news for you and everyone else who loved my December bestseller. Woody and the gang are back, hornier than ever! But our boy with the wholesome hobbit heart is beginning to worry he has too much power. Is it turning him Evil? He goes for help to beautiful psychiatrist Dr. Roberta Crofts-Bailey, but when she scoffs that he’s a deluded nutcase, there's only one way to prove he really can control minds so…
Meanwhile, Emma Starke, fearsome MILF, is back on Woody’s trail, hellbent on reclaiming her daughter Candice and ending his libidinous lifestyle. Except Candice and her luscious roomies Sandra and Tiffany are perfectly happy as Woody’s harem honeys. They don’t miss college at all, making good money as “The Three Bares†at an exotic dance club.
Oh, and I almost forgot, word of Woody’s secret power has somehow leaked to that most sinister of foreign powers! Yup, the country that gave us The Manchurian Candidate has sent a crack team of North Korean ninja-spies after Woody and his harem. Objective: mind control. Goal: WORLD DOMINATION.
Too wild and crude for your taste? Not to worry! This 22,000 word tale is just fiction, a made-up story. There’s no such thing as mind control. Repeat after me: “no-such-thing-as-mind-control.†Very good! Now click the “buy†button. That’s right, move your cursor and buy the book. You will buy the book…