What would you do if you had the power to control minds? Make world leaders destroy all nuclear weapons? Compel automakers to manufacture only clean-energy cars? Turn intelligent, independent young women into sex-crazed bimbos? I thought so.
This is the story of WOODY, who is short and skinny and a little nerdy. All right, he’s a lot nerdy. You have to be to get a PhD in neuroscience . Trouble is, the head of Templeton University’s graduate program, the beautiful but formidable MILF, Dr. EMMA STARKE, keeps demanding needless rewrites of his dissertation.
For Emma, Woody's devotion to Popper is one strike against him but he's also in love with her beautiful eighteen-year-old daughter, CANDICE. That's two strikes and he's out. Emma decides to get rid of the nuisance by dropping him from the graduate program. Too bad for his career.
But when she informs Woody he's academic toast, he just smiles. What happens next is too hot to say here.