Pew! Pew! - The Quest for More Pew!

Pew! Pew! - The Quest for More Pew!

8 Comedic Space Opera Adventures of Space Monsters, Dashing Heroes, and a Healthy Dose of WTF!

Dodging Fate: Escape from my Fishwife - by Zen DiPietro

Charlie Kenny is that rarest of creatures--a redshirt who has left Earth to travel among the stars. He's survived a bug attack, a tank-driving monkey outbreak, and the cold vacuum of space. But now he faces his biggest challenge: his accidental marriage to an Albacore woman, which leads to being pursued by loan sharks. He'll need all of Greta's luck and Pinky's muscle to avoid sleeping with the fishes.

Spellslinger - by Chris Fox

The Galaxy needs a Hero. Wesley isn't that guy

Wesley is a space archaeologist, the special breed of adventurer willing to brave strange worlds and forgotten nebulas in search of vanished civilizations. Unfortunately, he's also a coward. When he discovers the key to the greatest treasure ever discovered he'll have to overcome his allergies, while accidentally saving the galaxy.

Crash - by James S. Aaron

Let's get ready to Crash! When young thug Ngoba Starl gets caught up in a plot to hack Cruithne Station's e-sports scene, he's going to make some friendly new acquaintances in organized crime who might blow his head off, throw him out an airlock, murder his friends. . . or maybe all three? Watch out for the mecha-dolphins, battle Corgis and drunken barbarians as they smash their way across Cruithne's underground in a Battle Royale that will leave the fans screaming for more and Starl running for his life. Crash on!

Trash Beings of the Galaxy, Unite! - by J.J. Green

Trash has become the new, lucrative weapon of warfare, and Jaquil Rarebit wants a piece of that action. He yearns to become a garbage mogul, but the sheltered tweenager finds he's bitten off more than he can chew when his internship with Trash Iz Uz morphs into a deadly battle for survival.

Can Jaquil ditch his dungarees, escape the clutches of shady corporate entities and find his place within the trash gang?

Miss Planet Earth - by S.E Anderson

Katra Zorento overslept the Milky Way's first ever Miss Universe pageant by 13,000 years. With her visa long since expired, she must return to the planet that once was Earth.... That is, of course, if dashing space pirates don't get in the way. Katra's only allies are a mysterious assassin trapped in a 9 year old's body and a droid with memory issues. But if she survives this, she could win the most valuable crown in the universe...

The Gli+chover - by Drew Avera

After a devastatingly crushing, utterly suicidal, incredibly stupid trip to Europa, Ben returns to Earth embarrassed and defeated. But Earth isn't the home he left behind. In orbit, a mass of darkness looms threateningly, and it is the only thing standing between Ben and surviving.

For the Love of Llama - by TM Toombs

Commander Mia Cochran, relegated to garbage scow duty, is forced to blackmail her captain and commandeer his ship to locate and steal a psychoactive contraband. At stake is the life of Tefeau, the closest thing she has to family and one of the most deceitful beings Mia has ever met. She only has four solar days to save her erstwhile friend's life--or land in the brig.

Delta Team: The Disknee World - by M. D. Cooper

Lashes has seen a lot of things, but nothing quite prepared her for The Disknee World. An entire planet of dwarves, pixies, talking bears, flying monkeys and a heck of a lot more.

But the Delta Team hasnâ€™t flown thirty light years to The Disknee World just to go on some rides, or ogle the pretty fairies. No, theyâ€™re here to solve some mysterious disappearancesâ€”just as soon as they sort out what theyâ€™re going to use their Fusion Passes on.

Country	USA
Binding	Kindle Edition
Format	Kindle eBook
IsAdultProduct
Label	The Wooden Pen Press
Manufacturer	The Wooden Pen Press
NumberOfPages	457
PublicationDate	2017-09-07
Publisher	The Wooden Pen Press
ReleaseDate	2017-09-07
Studio	The Wooden Pen Press

Pew! Pew! - The Quest for More Pew!

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