You Don't Look Fat, You Look Crazy: An Unapologetic Guide to

You Don't Look Fat, You Look Crazy: An Unapologetic Guide to Being Ambitchous

â‚¬Å“Carpe diem, bitches.â‚¬Â â‚¬"Ashley Longshore

Pour a glass of champagne, slip off your designer heels, pull up your big girl panties and enjoy pop-artist extraordinaire Ashley Longshoreâ‚¬s unapologetic, raw, and literally laugh-out-loud funny guide to living an â‚¬Å“ambitchousâ‚¬Â life.

For Ashley Longshore, the path from reluctant Southern Belle to badass artist and aspiring mogul hasnâ‚¬t always been a smooth one. As a reformed Trophy-Wife-in-Training, Ashley has overcome failure, healed heartbreak, and worked damn hard, all with her signature killer attitude, to conquer the art world one glittery pop-art masterpiece at a time.

You Donâ‚¬t Look Fat, You Look Crazy is a window into the world of Longshoreâ‚¬s irreverent, glamorous, and stunningly visual pop-art-filled life, where bedazzled flowers sit next to diamonds and Valium boxes, Jesus holds a black Amex and Wonder Woman dresses in Chanel. With tongue-in-cheek advice straight from her canvas, such as Â â‚¬Å“Thereâ‚¬s No Crying At Bergdorfâ‚¬s,â‚¬Â â‚¬Å“Always Ask For More,â‚¬Â and â‚¬Å“What Would Blue Ivy Do,â‚¬Â Ashleyâ‚¬s honesty and DGAF attitude will grab you by your Givenchy lapels and hit you across the face with the donut you promised yourself you wouldnâ‚¬t eat.

So be confident, grab life by the Birkins, embrace your â‚¬Å“ambitchion,â‚¬Â and remember, you donâ‚¬t look fatâ‚¬"you look crazy!Â
Country USA
Brand Regan Arts.
Manufacturer Regan Arts.
Binding Hardcover
ItemPartNumber 9781682450444
IsAdultProduct 1
ReleaseDate 2017-02-07
UnitCount 1
EANs 9781682450444

Country	USA
Brand	Regan Arts.
Manufacturer	Regan Arts.
Binding	Hardcover
ItemPartNumber	9781682450444
IsAdultProduct	1
ReleaseDate	2017-02-07
UnitCount	1
EANs	9781682450444

You Don't Look Fat, You Look Crazy: An Unapologetic Guide to Being Ambitchous

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